I got off Fortnite to do this.

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Steve vs. Todd

Preemptive Selective Empathy

I want to drink every night, does it make me an alcoholic even if I don't do it?

The Pooracle

I have a plan.

Better Place vs. Better Motivation

The third child, will I die?

That's a big deal. These days Fortnite is a big deal to yours truly, I hesitated to spend money on this domain. I never hesitate on Fortnite. But alas here I am, keeping an almost lost promise! I'll make a genuine post... tomorrow. Man, these deadlines are intense, but here's to keeping them! I also, chugged half a bottle of soju, that was solely for productivity purposes.

SPOILERS FOR GHOST DOG WEEOOWEEEOOWEEEOO

Here's something to take the edge off till tomorrow.

Ugh, so true Ghost Dog, sometimes it is. I'm snapping in that pretentious theatre sort of way. 'Sometimes it is', I'm not sure I would know, I love Fortnite, and it is certainly of this time, and YET. Here I am, your oracle, jester and scribe.